Ballad Knierim Colvin 16 years

The Baroness Ballad Comma Space VonEsther Bonquiqui Mamolito Knierim Colvin Jost passed peacefully from the world she was too good for. She will conquer the next realm with the grace and gusto we took for granted. Her family and friends knew her as Ballad (our epic love song), The OG Pupscort, Balladamir Poopin, and sometimes "Punkin", after her great, great aunt. Any and every human she encountered got a tongue shoved up their nose, or a sneeze in their mouth, and as much love as her little 8lb 6oz body could muster. She is preceded in eternal repose by her brother The General Sir Randall Brown F-enstein and hospice-foster siblings Patunia and NewGuy; survived by her Sisters Julietta and Miss Megara Michelle, Father Ryan, Auntie Aleia, and countless others who adored her. 1stPetVet and Dr. Nicholson took the best care of her for her very long life. Her Mother Serena will never recover from the loss of her soulmate, but hopes that in lieu of flowers or condolences of any kind, you will donate to an abortion fund near you. Additionally, thank you to AquaCrossings for making her transition so meaningful